moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

I can’t leave you. You’re the only person I love on Mondays and I fucking hate everyone on Mondays. I can’t give that up.

baracknobama:

chinkspringrollsyo:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth, Australia, dropped it on the floor during an interview.

why do i live here

baracknobama:

chinkspringrollsyo:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth, Australia, dropped it on the floor during an interview.

why do i live here